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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Guys, our one month
vacation starts tomorrow,
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and we still haven't
decided where we're going.
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I propose we visit the
International Museum of Calculators!
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Yeah, 'cause normal museums
aren't boring enough.
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Okay, I say we go to a
bunch of baseball stadiums.
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And do what? Watch baseball?
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Better idea...
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Let's go to the dude
ranch and get our ride on!
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Because nothing says
vacation like saddle sores.
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Oh, I'll make sure you're
sore no matter where we go.
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(All arguing)
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Enough!
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As the adult in charge here, I
will decide where we're going.
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We're gonna take a trip
on your private yacht.
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I already bought boat shoes, a
bikini and a big floppy hat.
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(Chuckles)
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Maybe it's too floppy.
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I love cruises! Oh!
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Never sneak up on a girl in a floppy hat!
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I'm sorry, but I'm so excited!
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I just ironed my ascot with the
tiny anchors on it! (Giggles)
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This is awkward.
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How do I put this delicately...
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You're not coming!
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What? That's not fair!
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Well, someone has to stay
and watch Mrs. Kipling.
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In case of an emergency, simply hit
the "Mrs. Kipling" icon on my tablet,
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and place it on the floor.
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So wait, while you guys are
gallivanting around the world,
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I'm gonna be stuck here for
a whole month, all by myself?
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(All agreeing)
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All by myself...
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Dreams really do come true!
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(Giggling)
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Oh!
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(Continues giggling)
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Someone's not getting a postcard.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Oh!
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This is the first time I've ever been
on a boat that didn't have missiles.
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You always had to be so
careful where you leaned.
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This was a great idea, Jessie.
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For the next month, we can just
cruise the Mediterranean and relax.
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(Whistle blowing)
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Look alive to stay alive, people!
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Pop quiz! Where are the emergency exits?
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Dude, we're on a boat.
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If I want to exit, I'll
just do a sick cannonball.
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Zuri, if we are capsizing and you
cannot find your life jacket,
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what is the most suitable
floatation device?
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You, if you don't shut your porthole.
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Ravi, I know this is your
first time on the yacht,
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and it's good to be safe, but
you want to have fun, right?
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(Scoffs) Of course, right after
the astral navigation lesson
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and survival skills seminar.
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What? There will be refreshments.
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(Softly) First uncharted island
we come to, he is off the boat!
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Maybe before the island.
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Oh! Luke, what's that?
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It's making the air near
you smell nastier than usual.
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Oh! This is my chum bucket.
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I'm gonna catch a giant squid and tame it!
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You're a weird kid.
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You know, being out here on the water
makes me think of Millie the Mermaid.
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Your imaginary friend, Millie?
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She's not back, is she?
Am I stepping on her tail?
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Jessie, I'm not some silly kid anymore.
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I know that Millie was imaginary.
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Good.
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But I am hoping to see
a real mermaid out here.
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Alrighty.
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There's a bunch of them
in the Mediterranean.
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I read that on the Internet.
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Ah, the Internet.
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Where you can see all of
da Vinci's greatest works,
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and video chat with Bigfoot.
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(Alarm ringing)
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Ooh, my sunscreen alarm!
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Time to re-apply, everyone!
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I have SPF 20, 30, 45
and a can of white paint.
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(All groan)
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Guys, Ravi's right.
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It's important to wear sunscreen.
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Ahh!
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Great, now my tonsils won't be sunburned.
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(Line whirring) Whoa!
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Hey! Hey, guys! I got a bite!
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People! Shadows!
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Whoa!
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I cannot find "how to prevent
being hauled overboard!"
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Hull maintenance... Seasickness...
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(Screaming) Help!
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Let's see, tying knots... Did you do
these tiny illustrations yourself?
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I did, indeed. Thank you so...
Guys! Oh! Go! Go!
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Come here! Come here! (Grunting)
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(All grunting)
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Whoa!
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(Line snaps)
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(All groan)
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I lost her!
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She was a monster.
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Two... No, four rows of razor sharp teeth!
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And cold, dead eyes.
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(All screaming)
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Uh, your monster has a manicure.
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Whoa!
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I will not be throwing her back.
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Mrs. Kipling, have you
seen Ravi's orange kurta?
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Oh, there it is.
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(Growling)
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(Grunts)
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Oh! What has gotten into you?
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Besides rodents and my
favorite pair of slippers.
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I know you ate them,
you've been pooping lint!
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(Growls)
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Oh, I get it. You miss Ravi.
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Well, he misses you too.
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You know what I'm missing?
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My favorite sci-fi opera show, Aria 51.
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(Laughs)
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Gimme that!
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(Belches)
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You ate my remote control!
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If I ate something
every time I was upset...
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(Mrs. Kipling snarls)
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Okay, I'm a bad example.
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You might have hypothermia.
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Let me warm you up.
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Here, have soup instead.
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It's a lot warmer, and it
won't watch you while you sleep.
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So, what were you doing
all alone in the ocean?
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Actually...
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I don't know.
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I have this terrible headache, and
I can't seem to remember anything.
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(Gasps) Oh, my gosh, she has amnesty!
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The word is "amnesia."
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How did she get out of middle school?
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The system is broken.
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Wait. So, you don't remember anything?
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It's all pretty fuzzy, but
I kind of remember singing.
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And for some reason, the word "Delphina."
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That must be your name!
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Delphina Ross.
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Jessie, can we keep her?
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Please, please, please, please, please?
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Hey, I caught her. Finders keepers.
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Guys, she's not a penny on the sidewalk.
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Yeah!
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Wait, what's a penny?
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Don't ask us. We round
to the nearest thousand.
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Okay, we should let you get some rest.
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I'll show you to the stateroom.
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(Gasps)
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Whoops!
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It's like I don't know how to work my legs.
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Jessie: Ah... Been there.
After my first spin class,
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I couldn't walk for a week.
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Guys, I figured it out!
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Swims in the ocean, wears
a shell bra and seaweed,
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doesn't know how to work her legs...
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Don't you see what Delphina is?
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A clumsy shell collector
with no fashion sense?
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No! She's a mermaid!
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I'm pretty sure we can still
get married in California.
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Okay, Delphina is lying down.
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I hope you tucked her in with a wet towel.
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We gotta keep her moist!
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Why? She's not a meatloaf.
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I know. She's a mermaid!
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I told you we'd find one out here!
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Zuri, Delphina is not a mermaid.
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And please don't tell her she is.
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The poor kid's already confused enough.
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I know a mermaid when I see one!
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Okay, Ravi, back me up.
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Actually, more than 95%
of the ocean is unexplored.
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New species are discovered every day.
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So a mermaid is not altogether implausible.
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See? Smarty McScience
over here agrees with me!
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I have so many questions for Delphina.
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I'm gonna go get my list!
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Thanks. You're about as
supportive as a tube top.
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Speaking of bad fashion choices,
Delphina really needs a makeover.
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And since she obviously can't
remember what her style was,
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she'll be like my own personal mannequin!
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With flesh, blood, and feelings.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Stop treating her like an object.
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She belongs to me!
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I'm gonna take care of her
for the rest of her life.
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However long fish live.
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Ah, Luke, always willing to help others.
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And yet when I was a buck short at the
deli, he pretended not to know me.
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What? I don't remember that.
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I do. When I insisted you give me the
money, you screamed, "Stranger danger!"
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And the man behind the counter
beat me unconscious with a brisket!
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Oh, yeah! (Laughing)
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Hey, don't worry, we're gonna get
you back home as soon as we can.
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So, any chance you remember where that is?
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(Sighs) Sorry, no.
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But I think my memory could come
back, with a little peace and quiet.
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Zuri: Delphina!
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(Both clamoring)
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Ow! You rolled over my foot!
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Peace and quiet is not our thing.
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Do you sleep in a giant,
pearl-encrusted seashell?
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How do you keep the
sheets from getting wet?
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Also, do trampolines work under water?
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Who cares?
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Delphina, I want you to try
on some of my new designs.
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Okay!
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Speaking of clothes, I have this
hazy memory of wearing tails.
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Is that a thing?
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Sure, if you're a groom,
or a magician over 60.
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Come on!
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(Chuckles)
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(Softly) See? She remembers having a tail!
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She's a mermaid!
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So what? I had an uncle
who really did have a tail.
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Didn't make him a horse.
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Ladies, I give you the
new and improved Delphina.
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Outfit by Emma Ross.
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Wow, you look great!
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Like a whole new person.
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Thanks!
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Wait a minute, I just
had this random memory.
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I'm seeing a man with a big white beard...
...carrying a giant fork?
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(Squeals)
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That's your dad! His name is Poseid...
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Done with that subject!
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Zuri, why don't we leave these
two to try on more outfits, okay?
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Hey.
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That "white beard, fork"
stuff doesn't prove anything.
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Mer-haters
gonna mer-hate.
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Hello, I am Bertravi, Ravi's
best friend from India.
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And I am here to restore
the pep in your crawl!
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(Sitar playing)
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♪ Here's a tale of a boy and a lizard
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♪ Best of friends through
sun, rain and blizzard
254
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♪ To pull them apart you'd need a wizard
255
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♪ So please cheer up
and finish your gizzards ♪
256
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(Snarling)
257
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Huh! What do you know?
258
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The ladies dig us musicians
no matter what the species.
259
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Ravi, we're on vacation!
260
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Why are you still reading?
261
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Zuri asked me to help her prove
that Delphina is really a mermaid.
262
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And if I can, I could become the youngest
person ever to receive a Nobel Prize!
263
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And the oldest person ever to
receive their first girlfriend!
264
00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,378
Just hold Delphina down while I
dump a bucket of water on her legs!
265
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Bada-bing, bada-boom, girl grows a
tail, and I've proved she's a mermaid.
266
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There will be no
bada-binging or bada-booming.
267
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You need to
bada-butt-out.
268
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I have got it!
269
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If I simply test Delphina's DNA,
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I will be able to determine
whether or not she is part fish.
271
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Brilliant! Then science will
prove what we've known all along...
272
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That I'm always right.
273
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If DNA testing is what
it takes to show you guys
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she's not a mermaid, then fine.
275
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,716
But wouldn't you need
lab equipment for that?
276
00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:34,078
Yeah, and what kind of lame-o
brings a microscope on vacation?
277
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Ravi "Lame-o" Ross.
278
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,219
Now all I need from
Delphina is a skin sample,
279
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or better yet, a swab of her saliva.
280
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I'm on it!
281
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Nice try.
282
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Only thing you're going
to swab is the poop deck.
283
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,067
Delphina!
284
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,136
This is going to sound odd,
285
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,773
but could I trouble you for
a flake of your dead skin?
286
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:04,409
Delphina, would you like some water? Okay.
287
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,245
I better warn you in
advance, I'm a little clumsy.
288
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,346
No!
289
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,781
(Chuckles)
290
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,083
Mmm.
291
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,319
Sorry, Delphina, I'm just really thirsty.
292
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,291
Delphina, I can't wait to
take you on a shopping spree.
293
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,594
I know every designer shoe
store on the Upper West Side.
294
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,295
She doesn't need shoes, because she's a...
295
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,297
Uh, more of a flip-flop kind of girl.
296
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,401
Uh, excuse me everyone!
297
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,570
I wrote a little poem.
298
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,573
Oh, Luke, not another love poem about me.
299
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,676
"Oh, Delphina, my Delphina."
300
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,079
Okay, now I'm irritated and hurt.
301
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,550
"Your skin is as white as hand soap.
302
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,119
"Your hair is blonde like a loofah.
303
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,788
"Your hands are soft like a washcloth.
304
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:54,659
"I love you, and this poem is proof-uh."
305
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,097
Let me guess, you wrote
that in the bathroom?
306
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,166
How did you know?
307
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,203
What a moving poem.
308
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,539
Here is a napkin for your tears.
309
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,408
But I'm not crying.
310
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,577
Then blow your nose. I will
take it when you are done.
311
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,347
What Delphina needs is
a nice glass of water.
312
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,582
No!
313
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,619
Water is bad for amnesia.
314
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,122
I read it on the Internet.
315
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,558
Oh no, Delphina, you have
something on your cheek.
316
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,827
No, the inside of your cheek.
317
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,197
Just for fun, retrieve it with this.
318
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,265
Just... Just...
319
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,149
Hey, whoa, whoa!
320
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:40,672
If anyone is gonna pick food out
of her mouth, it's gonna be me.
321
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:44,809
Okay, I am gravely concerned
about your idea of romance.
322
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:49,147
Can everyone just leave my mannequin...
I mean, my friend, alone?
323
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,182
I will. Right after a quick swab!
324
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,250
Wait... No, Ravi!
325
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,118
Ravi!
326
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,722
(Chuckles nervously)
327
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:01,292
I know you don't remember, but
that's how people say "goodbye."
328
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,766
(Mrs. Kipling snarling)
329
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,170
Mrs. Kipling!
330
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,839
You did all this for me?
331
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,442
(Music playing)
332
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,614
Oh, my Godzilla!
333
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,286
Okay, this can never happen.
334
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,755
I'm very flattered, but Ravi is a friend,
335
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,791
and you are a lizard, and this is freaky.
336
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,197
Uh-oh.
337
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,500
Apparently, you will not be ignored.
338
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,935
(Whimpering)
339
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,840
Guys, we're changing course.
340
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,575
I told the captain to
stop at the nearest port
341
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,176
and help Delphina find her family.
342
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:56,180
If you want to find Delphina's family,
you're gonna need scuba gear.
343
00:16:56,615 --> 00:17:01,586
Zuri, I already told you, Delphina is
just a very nice, very confused...
344
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,687
Mermaid!
345
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,889
She is a mermaid! I have proof!
346
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,357
I knew it!
347
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,535
What? Let me see that.
348
00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:11,429
According to my analysis of
Delphina's DNA, she is part fish!
349
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,598
I am going to win the Nobel Prize!
350
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,566
I hate to say I told you so...
351
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,536
Oh, who am I kidding? I love it!
352
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,805
I can't wait for our first kiss.
353
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,208
Imagine how long she can hold her breath!
354
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,377
She's gonna have to if
she's anywhere near you.
355
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,348
You smell like low-tide burped.
356
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:35,887
This DNA evidence is incontrovertible
proof that Delphina is really a mermaid!
357
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,388
Jessie: You know what? Fine.
358
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,489
Then maybe you should
put your clipboard away
359
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,258
and get your safety binder back out.
360
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,726
I do not follow.
361
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,594
Well, you better hope she's not a mermaid,
362
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,863
because they're famous for
singing their siren songs
363
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,299
and causing boats to crash into rocks!
364
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,969
Oh, no! Delphina is going to kill us all!
365
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,271
Safety drill!
366
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,872
I'm a mermaid?
367
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,308
And I'm going to sink this ship?
368
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,644
To the lifeboats! Women and children first!
369
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:00,711
That's all of us.
370
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,846
(Screaming)
371
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,484
Boy down!
372
00:18:06,515 --> 00:18:11,052
First aid procedures are on
page 296 of my safety binder.
373
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,257
Just get some ice.
374
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,532
If I'm a mermaid, then you're all doomed!
375
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,967
And you've been so nice to me!
376
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,268
(Chuckles)
377
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,003
Some of you a little too nice.
378
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:29,273
Way to smother her, Zuri.
379
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,444
The point is, I don't
want to hurt you guys.
380
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,579
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!
381
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,915
No, don't go!
382
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,383
Goodbye, Zuri.
383
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,859
No, no, no! Delphina, get
down! You're going to get hurt!
384
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:51,696
I won't get hurt. I'm a mermaid!
385
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,431
Wait, don't... (Water splashing)
386
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:59,003
Delphina: (Screaming) You
know what? Not a mermaid!
387
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,571
That's what I've been saying!
388
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,373
Here! Go!
389
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,645
(Panting)
390
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,814
I think I lost her.
391
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:14,418
Wow, I've had some dates dig their
claws in, but this is ridiculous.
392
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,821
(Gasps)
393
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,723
Nice lizard...
394
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,359
I know I'm a beefcake,
but please don't eat me.
395
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,697
Ravi said in case of an emergency,
396
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:30,401
to hit the "Mrs. Kipling" icon on
his tablet and place on the floor.
397
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,403
(Tablet beeping)
398
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,707
Hello, Mrs. Kipling.
399
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,509
I figured you might miss me,
400
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,811
so I created this hologram
to keep you company.
401
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,816
Whenever you feel lonely, you can
tap the screen and I will appear.
402
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:49,787
I will now regale you with the
tales of my epic chess battles.
403
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,822
I was down to two pawns and a rook...
404
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,492
(Growls) So I looked at my
opponent dead in the eyes...
405
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,527
It worked!
406
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,496
I guess there is an app for everything.
407
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:06,604
As soon as I hit that freezing cold
water, my life flashed before my eyes.
408
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:10,408
Which was actually helpful,
because my memory came back!
409
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,115
So, what do you remember?
410
00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:16,480
Well, I work on a cruise ship
called the S.S. Delphina.
411
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:20,151
I dress as a mermaid and sing for the
kids when their parents hit the casino.
412
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:22,386
So your name isn't Delphina?
413
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,888
Nope. It's Kim.
414
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,156
Ah!
415
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,490
Kim Ross.
416
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,894
What were you doing in
the middle of the ocean?
417
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,597
The last thing I remember
is that I went jet skiing
418
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,832
to get away from all those kids.
419
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,668
You have no idea how annoying they can be.
420
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,570
Wanna bet?
421
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,508
Anyway, I must have
fallen off and hit my head.
422
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:48,446
But what about your white-bearded
dad with the giant fork?
423
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,882
Isn't that Poseidon, king
of the sea, with his trident?
424
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:55,853
No, it's my dad Cletus, farmer
of potatoes, with his pitchfork.
425
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,056
I feel so stupid.
426
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:04,262
Zuri, you are not stupid.
427
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:05,363
Okay?
428
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,062
Do you think maybe you just miss Millie?
429
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,501
No.
430
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,037
It just seems like a world
without mermaids isn't as much fun.
431
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,573
And if I don't have that, what do I have?
432
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,508
A private yacht and a really great nanny?
433
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,511
True.
434
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,847
Okay, just go ahead and say it.
435
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,715
You were right and I was wrong.
436
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,585
There's no such thing as mermaids.
437
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,887
Actually, there might be. What?
438
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:33,924
Yeah. I mean, it's like Ravi said, so
much of the world is yet to be explored.
439
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,526
Who's to say what's out there?
440
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,562
So you don't think I'm
just a crazy little kid?
441
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:39,571
Absolutely not.
442
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:43,601
I think you're an amazing young
woman with a great imagination.
443
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,363
It's one of the things
I love most about you.
444
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,805
And no matter how old you get,
I hope you never lose that.
445
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,694
I won't.
446
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:52,243
I plan to be an eccentric old
lady with 16 imaginary cats.
447
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:53,511
(Both laugh)
448
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,982
I'm really sorry to disappoint you, Zuri.
449
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:04,655
That's okay. We can still be friends,
even if all you have is boring old legs.
450
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,658
And if you ever come to New
York, we can still go shopping.
451
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,592
We all can.
452
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,629
And we can still get married.
453
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,965
I hope you don't mind, I
registered us at Paintball Plus.
454
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:17,868
Every girl's dream.
455
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,705
I still do not understand.
456
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,007
My experiment was flawless!
457
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,943
Um, Ravi, did you ever think
maybe Delphina's saliva
458
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,678
came up positive for fish because
459
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,640
that's what we were having
for dinner at the time?
460
00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:31,782
Ah, yes.
461
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,518
That would explain why
she also tested positive
462
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,021
for tartar sauce and a squeeze of lemon.
463
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:47,531
Whoa! Best vacation ever!
464
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:55,206
Hey, how about you put a little
sunscreen on me, hot stuff?
465
00:22:58,276 --> 00:22:59,643
(Sighs)
466
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,078
(Yelps) Ravi!
467
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,682
What are you doing?
468
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:09,286
You said, "Hey, how about you put a
little sunscreen on me, hot stuff?"
469
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,722
Who else could you
possibly be referring to?
470
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:16,127
Tell you what, you keep
dreaming, and so will I.